onethingconstant:

terahertz:

terahertz:

elffkin:

a guide to some sexualities

‘Velocity may vary’ is the funniest description of fluid sexuality I have ever heard.

Also, for demis I’m imagining someone standing completely still like the ace one, but then somebody swings by, grabs them, and they FLY OFF together, TARZAN STYLE.

As a demisexual I can confirm the accuracy of this statement.

rollingstone:
“Prince illustrated 23 positions in a one-night-stand wearing a ventilated yellow suit that left nothing to the imagination at the 1991 MTV Video Music Awards. Here are 31 other outrageous moments in the award show’s history.
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rollingstone:

Prince illustrated 23 positions in a one-night-stand wearing a ventilated yellow suit that left nothing to the imagination at the 1991 MTV Video Music Awards. Here are 31 other outrageous moments in the award show’s history.

"You know how I feel.
I know how you feel
We both know how we feel; yet none of us are doing something about those feelings."

Your secrets are safe here
(via thelovewhisperer)

y rollingstone:
““The average fan doesn’t have a chance.“ Inside the war on ticket bots.
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rollingstone:

“The average fan doesn’t have a chance.“ 

Inside the war on ticket bots.

abotl:

txwatson:

gulag-nietzschean:

I LEARNED RECENTLY THAT PLATO WON THE GOLD MEDAL IN THE OLYMPICS FOR WRESTLING THREE TIMES. THIS PUTS A NEW PERSPECTIVE ON THINGS. I ALWAYS IMAGINED PLATO TO BE FRAIL AND MISSHAPEN BUT HE MUST HAVE BEEN FRICKEN RIPPED. I WONDER IF ARISTOTLE EVER FELT ANXIETY ABOUT GETTING PHYSICALLY (I.E. NOT JUST METAPHYSICALLY) DISMANTLED BY PLATO. PLATO WAS PROBABLY PISSED OFF BY AT LEAST A HANDFUL OF QUESTIONS ARISTOTLE ASKED HIM. ARISTOTLE WAS A LITERAL GENIUS TOO. IMAGINE PLATO LECTURING AND WRITING ON A BLACKBOARD AND ARISTOTLE THROWING A COMMENT OUT THERE ABOUT SOME COMPLEX MISSTEP IN PLATO’S LOGIC AND PLATO’S CHALK JUST SNAPS AND ARISTOTLE’S TESTICLES SUCK WAY BACK UP TO WHERE THEY DROPPED FROM, THEN PLATO IN A BLUR APPEARS BESIDE ARISTOTLE SITTING AT HIS DESK AND HE PICKS HIM UP AND SUPLEXES HIS MACEDONIAN ASS.

given the content of a lot of Plato’s conclusions I wouldn’t be surprised to learn that Plato responded to a lot of reasonable criticisms with “Fight me” and that was the end of it.

We’re not actually sure whether Plato is his real name! Some people speculate that, because Platon means “broad” in Greek, this was actually his wrestling nick name. Basically, it’s like Dwayne Johnson became a famous philosopher and everyone still called him “The Rock”.

y heartsandflowersalways:
“yonceeknowles:
“ this is great
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I will never not reblog this
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heartsandflowersalways:

yonceeknowles:

this is great

I will never not reblog this

slaveney:

Britney on Carpool Karaoke

y hedwig-dordt:
“ soyeahso:
“ mooncaps:
“ liamgalgey:
“ notawhatbutawho:
“ ryvenchan:
“ dragoon811:
“ gallifreyan-hallows:
“ harrypotterconfessions:
“ I really don’t believe Molly was capable of killing Bellatrix. Bella is a Dark Lord trained Death...

hedwig-dordt:

soyeahso:

mooncaps:

liamgalgey:

notawhatbutawho:

ryvenchan:

dragoon811:

gallifreyan-hallows:

harrypotterconfessions:

I really don’t believe Molly was capable of killing Bellatrix. Bella is a Dark Lord trained Death Eater who frequently is using dark spells. Molly has been a house-wife for most of her life. Surely in reality she wouldn’t know those spells, let alone have ever used them before. Bella knows more and has been practising her skills (even through Azkaban), and yet Molly wins? I cant believe it.


(Taiga’s note: never, ever estimate the power of a mother protecting her children.)

I can’t wait until some of you idiots have children. See what you’re capable of when your child is in danger. She wasn’t just a house wife, she was a mother. Y’all moms should slap the ignorance out of you.

Molly was part of the Order in the first war. She lost her brothers to Death Eaters. She just lost her son, who was named in honour of one of those brothers. Her daughter, her only daughter, is threatened. You can damn well believe that her conviction was strong and she meant every spell she cast in defense of her family. Of course she knows those spells. Of course she wins.

^^^^ This.

Very early on in writing the series, I remember a female journalist saying to me that Mrs Weasley, ‘Well, you know, she’s just a mother.’ And I was absolutely incensed by that comment. Now, I consider myself to be a feminist, and I’d always wanted to show that just because a woman has made a choice, a free choice to say, ‘Well, I’m going to raise my family and that’s going to be my choice. I may go back to a career, I may have a career part time, but that’s my choice.’ Doesn’t mean that that’s all she can do. And as we proved there in that little battle, Molly Weasley comes out and proves herself the equal of any warrior on that battlefield.

- J. K. Rowling (x)

Molly was a warrior before she was a mother.  Male soldiers become fathers all the time, I really don’t see how this is a problem.

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I haven’t read the book in ages, but wasn’t it demonstrated fairly often that Molly was a powerful witch? Did this person miss that because of the fact she used her powers in a domestic fashion?

“Did this person miss that because of the fact she used her powers in a domestic fashion?“

In a word: yes.

misscherrylikesthediscourse:

optimistic-pepperoni:

gaytofugaming:

sridevi:

jennamaroney:

list of things she did:
1. that

she really did!

FUCKING GOOD

look at him throw it back as if he’s not the arsehole in this situation…?

I really hope she didn’t get fired for this cause he deserved that and more.